Friday, December 5, 2008

Terrorism at its worst !!!

December 6th, 2008 by ANUPAM


A prospective terrorist before venturing out to the new terrorism plan fills a form:

X:Terrorist Computerji

X:Choose Country
a)India b)USA(impossible to attack) c) Israel(U outta of ur mind ???)

X:Which Part of India do u want to bomb?(Choose both/both option)
Options:a)Any area b)many area

What weapons you want to use(Choose both/both option)?
Options:a)Any weapon b)many weapons

How many people do u want to kill?(Choose both/both option)
Options:a)any number b)many number

Congratulations!!! Ur done!!

Guidance bf4 attack:
-Don’t worry about India,their government and politicians proactively support our cause in the name of appeasement.
-Don’t worry if u get caught.We’ll hijack few planes
-Don’t worry about entering the country they have 1000’s of security lapses.
-Don’t worry about ur picture shown by Indian media.U’ll become an “National Hero”.
-If bored get an interview with NDTV,IBN7,Aajtak,u’ll be live on TV.Ur parents will be proud.
-Njy and have fun.India is an amazing country to bomb.U may go for a killing spree too.Its smooth and easy.

Best of luck. Sign out well!!!

Few days later:
300++++++++ odd people dead in Mumba,Delhi,Ahmedabad,x,y,z,a,b,c,………….
Destruction, chaos everywhere.

Shivraj Patil:This shows how weak the terrorists are and they have again failed in there purpose.We’ll certainly catch them some years from now.Till then I’ll go dress up for the next bomb.

Pranab Mukherjee:Pakistan!! behave,else no bilateral relations.
Congress Spokesman:BJP doesn’t know anything,NDA will kill this country,we’ll are the true warriors

Lalu,Mulayam:This had to happen!! afterall wat happenned in Godhra there ought to be some reaction for atleast next 100 odd years.

Sonia Gandhi:Elections coming up!!Give me vote,I’ll gv u my

son,grandson,greatgrandson,greatgreatgrandson ……… to rule the nation.

Media:Barkha Dutt: Ma’am how r u feeling when ur husband is held a hostage!!
AAJTAK: POLL - are the terrorists right or r they wrong .Please vote at 313145

Arjun Singh: General category non reservation decreased to 10%.We aim to eliminate this “general” menace soon.

CPM “leaders”:No Nuclear,No America,No development!!!

Lalit Modi:ICL will never be legalized till I die with stacks of money in my arms !!!

An ordinary Indian :Rest in peace!!!

Disclaimer:The post is not intended against any person,sect,religion and whatsoever.Its just an angry,frustated reaction on the current plight of our country.

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