Monday, March 19, 2007

Cricketomania............

Well the cricket carnival begin again with the onset of the world cup 2007 in West Indies.
Infact India has already lost to "mighty minnows"Bangladesh and looks set to crash out of the world cup.(Lets hope that doesn't happens)
Its also a festive seaaon for the die hard Indian cricket fans coz cricket is the only sport that not only
unites our country but sometimes divides the country too........
So...,wat r these diehard fans doing nowadays(especially the females)......lets watch out....
(the details about the fans are purely real and their is no coincidence with the factual)
I stroked conversations wid some of my female collegues and hoyla ,they all had the same response...chk it out...
Me-So wat do u think abt cricket?
Girl- ohh yahh i like cricket very much...infact i luv dhoni and pathan and Zaheer and Yuvraj and dravid..
Me-Wat abt Ganguly and Sachin??
Girl -I hate them.Sachin only makes runs, he doesnt possess the looks to become a n allround cricketer,
n ganguly ...r u mad!!! (Wat for ???)
Me-Ohh yahh ok...n wat abt Sehwag???
Girl-Well ....Who is he??????(Nice one)
Me -Hey U know India lost the match yesterday to Bangladesh???
Girl-Yahh, it was tough seeing my favorites players getting out so early...main to unka chehra bhi dhang se nahi dekh pa rahi thi ki wo out ho jaate the.
Me -Ganguly played well dont u think so?
Girl-Did hee...Ohh so that guy was ganguly...ok YAH he got the highest runs...but its of no use wen u cannot win a match..he's a bad player..he shud be sacked
gggrrrrr
Me -bt ur dhoni failed ma'am
Girl-It happens u knw..But i mst tell u he's got gr8 looks n i mst tell u India will surely win if they keep pathan in the team coz i luv him.
That is called a "die smart" fan...
hey wat r pairs doing nowadays
I somehow managed to hear the conversation of coupleWatching a match together in a mall...
girl -lets move yaar its so boring.
Boy-Let me see the match ,sachin is in full flow....
ohh wat a six wata four wooowww (girl is getting frustated)
ohh shit ...he's out...
Girl -wow lets move ...gr8....awesome (thoroughly hurting the guy's sentiments associated wid cricket)
...
aaa hey wait who is that next batsman......
boy -its yuvraj ...lets move dear....
girl- i think we should see the match... after all its the world cup.sit dear ...we r watching the match
We will go afterwards...
boy- ???????????????????????
And finally the big one
A married couple....
The husband is busy watching the match wid the remote kept firmly in his hands
and the wife................
whts she doing................
I hate u ..
I'll kill u
India will loose
I hate cricket..
Why didnt u tell me bf4 marriage tht cricket is ur life and not me...
I want a divorce ........

So my friends dont worry , remain happy and njy the world cup... whether India wins or looses...
Cheers....

Monday, March 12, 2007

For my dear friends...

My dear friends,specially the generation of software professionals (wow ,gives a feel gud feeeling ehh!!!) who have already created an aura for themselves by working for foreign clients without getting aware of wat exactly they r doing(tough job...!!!)As we all are aware of the amount of work we all r getting via working in MNC's (another feel gud feeling), I m sure u all must be tired with the kind of work u do day in n day out. So am I.Its really tough to come to the office at 10:00 (varies with this being the earliest) in the morning and start outlooking as soon u reach ur office (ofcourse wid a cup of foul taste coffee from dispensers with more water than milk in it).I myself am aware of the workalcoholism we all r suffering with due to diligently following this strenous routine . I mean checking 100's of mails everyday,forwarding them ,discussing them n stuff,and above all deleting them , requires not only gr8 fitness (specially of ur index fingers n thumb)but a lot of concentration and mental aptitude.This kind of a work, supplemented by odd and regular breaks,phone conversations,surfing aimlessely, chatting , lukin out into pagalguy.com and attending teleconferences(trying hard to understand the accent of various ppl around the globe without any fruitful consequences and excepting the fact that ur name is not exactly as u knew,eg.rahul becomes rule and vinayak becomes V-neck) really requires people of character to survive.Hats of to all of us for dutifully fininshing these major assingments provided to us by our employers and producing results that only we r capable to produce..n that too everyday...But my friends I have realised that these companies aim to maximise their profits by giving such tough tasks to poor souls like us who diligently work for them without a single expectation of any kind except the expectation of getting a meagre salary(full of taxes n hra's n kkk's n poc's etc...-some tough notations) at the end of a month.The worst part is that we r expected to be gud in these tasks from the very first day of our joining n r not given any training whatsoever on this difficult task.We straight thru jump from our kul college life into the hands of these MNC's n land into the world of outlooking and time killing.Still we expertise in this so early in our career shows the kind of aptitude and tendency to do hard work that we all possess.I know ur work has made u all very busy in ur daily lives n stressed u out ,but we need to get out of this stress or else we will very soon suffer burnouts....so my friends get a break n join my blog specially created for all of us,where we will meet ,post refreshingly wonderful articles and write our invaluable comments.I hope u all will get sm time out of the extra busy schedules of ur "professional life" n work on this lively endeavor.................Hope to catch up with all of u sooner than soon in this blog...CYA....

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