Cricketomania............

Well the cricket carnival begin again with the onset of the world cup 2007 in West Indies.
Infact India has already lost to "mighty minnows"Bangladesh and looks set to crash out of the world cup.(Lets hope that doesn't happens)
Its also a festive seaaon for the die hard Indian cricket fans coz cricket is the only sport that not only
unites our country but sometimes divides the country too........
So...,wat r these diehard fans doing nowadays(especially the females)......lets watch out....
(the details about the fans are purely real and their is no coincidence with the factual)
I stroked conversations wid some of my female collegues and hoyla ,they all had the same response...chk it out...
Me-So wat do u think abt cricket?
Girl- ohh yahh i like cricket very much...infact i luv dhoni and pathan and Zaheer and Yuvraj and dravid..
Me-Wat abt Ganguly and Sachin??
Girl -I hate them.Sachin only makes runs, he doesnt possess the looks to become a n allround cricketer,
n ganguly ...r u mad!!! (Wat for ???)
Me-Ohh yahh ok...n wat abt Sehwag???
Girl-Well ....Who is he??????(Nice one)
Me -Hey U know India lost the match yesterday to Bangladesh???
Girl-Yahh, it was tough seeing my favorites players getting out so early...main to unka chehra bhi dhang se nahi dekh pa rahi thi ki wo out ho jaate the.
Me -Ganguly played well dont u think so?
Girl-Did hee...Ohh so that guy was ganguly...ok YAH he got the highest runs...but its of no use wen u cannot win a match..he's a bad player..he shud be sacked
gggrrrrr
Me -bt ur dhoni failed ma'am
Girl-It happens u knw..But i mst tell u he's got gr8 looks n i mst tell u India will surely win if they keep pathan in the team coz i luv him.
That is called a "die smart" fan...
hey wat r pairs doing nowadays
I somehow managed to hear the conversation of coupleWatching a match together in a mall...
girl -lets move yaar its so boring.
Boy-Let me see the match ,sachin is in full flow....
ohh wat a six wata four wooowww (girl is getting frustated)
ohh shit ...he's out...
Girl -wow lets move ...gr8....awesome (thoroughly hurting the guy's sentiments associated wid cricket)
...
aaa hey wait who is that next batsman......
boy -its yuvraj ...lets move dear....
girl- i think we should see the match... after all its the world cup.sit dear ...we r watching the match
We will go afterwards...
boy- ???????????????????????
And finally the big one
A married couple....
The husband is busy watching the match wid the remote kept firmly in his hands
and the wife................
whts she doing................
I hate u ..
I'll kill u
India will loose
I hate cricket..
Why didnt u tell me bf4 marriage tht cricket is ur life and not me...
I want a divorce ........

So my friends dont worry , remain happy and njy the world cup... whether India wins or looses...
Cheers....